When I was a child, I spoke and thought and reasoned as a child does. But when I grew up, I put away childish things… and got a new phone.

For those slow to pick up on the first two sentences, I borrowed them… from the Bible.

I’m not sure that God meant 1 Corinthians 13:11 to describe my new purchase, but will forgive me because he knows I’m so fired up about the biggest news of the week:

I got my new phone in yesterday. And the small, yet no-frills LG 1200 is no more.

What features does this sucker have?
Email
Surf the Web (yes… to all you addicts, I can check my Facebook account)
Calendar
Text message (a feature I’ve never had before – gasp!)
Picture
Video
MP3 Player
Datebook (Well… you know what I mean)
Bluetooth

…and the list goes on and on (brag) and on.

By the way, I’ve actually never sent a text message before (seriously), so if you wanna be the first to recieve one from ole Lando… send one my way.