
This is a pretty funny article posted on College Humor back on November 2. Read the whole article to get the full effect, I only posted pieces to stay in-line with copyright laws.
Again, not-so-familiar with this Facebook thing, read more here.
Do not put up a picture of you shirtless
Do not try to friend your entire high school
Do not put up a picture of you drinking - You enjoy alcohol, we get it. You’re in college: this is not uncommon.
Do not forget to insert a picture – If you don’t have a picture loaded, you will be considered ugly by default.
No, magazines do not count as books. That’s why they are called magazines – “Maximâ€, “Not a big reader†or “NEthing by Nicholas Sparks†are not acceptable answers for the Favorite Book section.
Do not friend random people
Having a truck-load of friends doesn’t automatically make you look cool - You may think that your 341 friends makes you look awesome, but we can see right through that to the pathetic little person you are. You’re not fooling anyone.
Never include “Whatever I Can Get” in your dating status – Unless you’re really ugly, then I could understand for settling for “whatever you can get†which usually translates to a drunken freshman even uglier than you are.
It’s okay to be friends with fake celebrity profiles like David Hasselhoff and Jesus Christ
Do not overload on the corny quotes - “..Dance like no one’s watching, sing like…†Stop. Just stop.
Do not dedicate your Facebook profile to your girlfriend or boyfriend
Facebook Etiquette via College Humor