So, this is my first venture into live blogging. Hopefully it will go off without a hitch, and we can do it again sometime.
If any of you have anything you would like to add, hit me up on AIM, username: bamassippi.
Hit refresh every 5-7 minutes… and hopefully I’ll have some type of inciteful or snarky comment.
Take a peek at my favorites, which may change over the vourse of the night. I feel very good about Miss DC as-well-as Miss Cali… but you never know. Last year, airheaded Miss Louisana was first runner-up.
Links:
- 2006 Contestants
- AP Photo Wire
- Newswire
- Media Photos
- Preliminary Winners
I’ll post my Top 10 before they post theirs. I’m exceptionally good at this, but Miss America is judged my celebrities with and agenda and/or little-to-no knowledge of how to score. You’ve been warned.
That said, let the games begin…
7:00 – I’ll have to admit… that little intro was pretty good.
7:02 – Miss Alaska likes to smile…
7:03 – Miss Idaho loves eye shadow…
7:04 – Miss Maine looks like she’s 35…
7:06 – Miss NC’s dress came up to her belly button…
7:07 – Miss South Dakota is a sleeper favorite…
7:08 – OMG! Miss Wyoming just signed her intro… this is already too good!
7:12 – The woman serving as side-kick looks like a Christmas Present…
7:15 – My Top 10 Prediction…. I’m sticking to my earlier prediction (In random order… for now)
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Miss California
Miss DC
Miss Oklahoma
Miss South Carolina
Miss Georgia
Miss Alabama (won’t win… but will make top ten)
Miss Utah
Miss Arkansas
Miss Mississippi
Miss Rhode Island
3 Sleeper Contestants… Miss Michigan & Miss South Dakota & Miss North Dakota
Feel free to add yours…
7:23 – See, NFL Hall of Famer Jerry Rice is a judge… this pageant thing isn’t so gay.
7:35 – Top Ten Results…
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Not too bad. I don’t know how Miss Virginia slipped past… but oh well.
I can see how Miss Texas hopped in… she won big points with the judges in interview, very genuine. She is now a front-runner.
The Top Ten announced: (I picked the ones in bold)
Miss Penn
Miss DC
Miss Oklahoma
Miss South Carolina
Miss Georgia
Miss Alabama
Miss Florida
Miss Arkansas
Miss Texas
Miss Virginia
I got 6 out of 10, which ain’t too bad.
7:40 – Top 5 is gonna be tricky folks… I’ll make my predictions as we go.
7:42 – Just a reminder as to how much things are worth…
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Talent 30%
Interview 30&
Swimsuit 20%
7:44 – Miss DC won her perlim swimsuit… keep that in mind.
7:45 – Miss Virginia does have a buttcut…
7:46 – Miss Georgia walks funny…
7:47 – Miss Texas is genuine… but a little to cheesey.
7:48 – Miss Penn is a wind-gust away from death-by-nature…
7:49 – Miss Alabama will make top 3…
7:54 – I wish they’d stop cutting away to that stupid pageant group…
7:55 – The Miss American ‘Outstanding Teen’ waves like a dolphin…
7:58 – Miss SC should have left her hair down…
8:00 – Alright… time to play “Spot the Fake Boobs”… everyone nominate.
8:01 – Why won’t Miss Texas move her arms…
8:02 – Miss Arkansas acts like she’s never seen a camera before. But, being from Arkansas… that might be true.
8:03 – Miss Penn’s brother acts like he’s never seen a girl before…
8:04 – Miss Florida’s dad almost fell… that would have been the greatest part of the competition…
8:05 – My Top 5 Predicitons… (In no particular order)
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Miss DC (I think she’ll win it overall… we’ll have to wait and see. I’m not calling it just yet.)
Miss Oklahoma
Miss Virginia
Miss SC
Miss Alabama
I’ll be honest… this is best Top 10 I can remember. This is gonna be close.
8:09 – For all those from Jasper, Alabama viewing… Miss AL was college roomoates with Anna Donaldson at Birmingham-Southern College.
8:12 – Oh crap, not this drunk pageant group again… What is this bunch made of? Miss Fat USA? Miss Low Self-Esteem?
8:15 – Top 5 Contestants… DANG, I’m good! (I picked the ones in bold)
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Miss Virgnia
Miss Oklahoma
Miss DC
Miss Georgia
Miss Alabama
8:17 – Miss Virginia had the perfect opportunity to turn a serious question into a funny one… she blew it, but it wasn’t judged.
8:24 – WOW… Miss Virginia was rusty… no longer a top contender.
8:28 – Miss Oklahoma’s talent was a cross between weak-riverdancing and beginner-ballet.
8:31 – Good ending… Miss DC really made something out of that song. Lots of personality.
8:35 – Is anyone else getting these crappy “Morphoplex” ads? It looks like they shot it with a home video camera in front of Smith Lake in Jasper or something…
8:37 – Miss Georgia just nailed her talent… front-runner.
8:40 – Miss Alabama looked like an ostrich… but it was good.
8:41 – A SUPRISE TWIST?!?
8:42 – Miss Georgia easily took talent… but that’s not saying much for either Miss Georgia or talent.
8:47 – My Top 3 (really quick)
Miss DC
Miss OK
Miss Alabama
8:48 – The Top 3 (I got the ones in bold)
Miss OK
Miss Alabama
Miss Georgia
8:51 – The Question & Answer
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Miss Alabama’s answer was smooth… but not deep.
Miss Oklahoma’s answer was too wordy and not detailed…
Miss Georgia’s answer was right on… there’s your winner.
8:52 – Miss Oklahoma wanted to give fake hugs… and she got denied.
8:54 – MY FINAL PREDICTIONS
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Winner – Miss Georgia
2nd Alternate – Miss Alabama
3rd Alternate – Miss Oklahoma
If Miss Alabama had not won last year… I would pick Alexa to win this year. I kinda hope I’m wrong and Miss Alabama takes it back-to-back, but I don’t think I will be.
8:55 – Wow, there really are alot of people reading this live blogging… welcome. Send me an email to or hit me up on Facebook [my profile].
8:58 – Deidre Downs is really pretty, but she always looks like she’s high.
8:59 – And the winners are…
Winner – Miss Oklahoma (I’m upset… but she must have knocked-out her off-stage interview)
2nd Runner-Up – Miss Georgia (Shoulda won)
3rd Runner-Up – Miss Alabama (She’s pissed…)
9:00 – I think Miss Oklahoma’s breasts actually came in 2nd Runner-Up…
(Kidding, they were fake)
WELL, folks, this was fun. A little gay on my part… but fun nonetheless.
Tune in to the blog everyday… I’ll try to type something worth reading.
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7:06 pm on Jan 21 2006Good Eye Jennifer.
PS- Way to kick off the discussion.
you are a fag!
I love you too Jenna!
Jennifer, please change the name field to “Jennifer”…I really don’t want it to be on the record that I actually watched this thing…by the way, New York is your winner folks.
I will no longer be known as Smitty…Anyways…I’m very impressed that Dambrino made it on the front row…anyone else notice that?
one….your like a dream come true….two….just wanna be with you….three…girl its plain to see brenda strongs showing too much cleave
Your my kind of man!
Miss Virginia has a butt cut
Anyone with a boobjob should lose points…no offense if anyone reading this has a boobjob
No one has a boob job.
Geez.
Miss OK’s breasts are out of control
Miss OK definitely has implants….on another note, i was thinking the exact same thing about miss texas
I hope Dambrino gets Miss Congeniality
i think its gonna be miss ok
does she sound weak and shakey, or is it just me?
Miss Virginia…very nervous…or maybe she just can’t sing
I agree, she sounds weak.
No, she was bad.
judges like pointe
she won prelim for this, didnt she?
controlled and fluid, just not difficult
that is not a tapping song
dc..didn’t know she was a tap dancer…i think that clicking is one of miss virginia pet peeves…i know its mine
I think Jackie from Morphoplex should have been in the top fine
or top five…whichever you want
watch you knees al
she seemed scared to go up en pointe and her bent knees were bad
i liked GA the best!!!!
ok…raise your hand if you were impressed with talent
thanks for this live blog….i’m glued to it ’til the telecast!
Who knew that China had a prelim…
she has been dancing for that long? never would have guess it al
did ga’s answer make any sense?
i think the morphoplex doctor would be a great emcee for Miss America 2007
I knew ok would win
she had stage presence and personality
are you kidding me???????????????????????????
thank you sooooo much for this live blog!
i enjoyed the blog landon…couldn’t have made it through the pageant without it!! And just for the record, Chris did watch the entire pageant and picked the winner…
You’re welcome Mary…
Freedom of speech is a nice thing. I also agree and 2nd that notion. Nice post
I would have to say if that were my situation I would also agree, but it is not my current situation. The last post leading up to this one would be the same answer in my humble opinion. Great site and keep the nice content coming
I’m going to have to come back and check this out. Arrgghh.. too many bookmarks to follow up on! ;)
It is enough to make a cat laugh… Wombell
Her, the randomly scattered along the pillow
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Personally, I have never seen big girls like the ones available here. Never use more than a single link away from the best big girls websites and free web cams…
Jennifer here….Miss Nevada has no posture