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Day 1 of ‘Back in London’ Wrap-Up
posted on Mar 21 2006
  • Took some notes from Mississippi State grad Avery Carlisle [facebook] and headed to Camden Town, in particular Stables Market, where Miss Carlisle sent me to a store dedicated to glow-in-the-dark clothing accessories, workers with scary hair, and techno music… loud techno music. Quite entertaining, and not at all what I expected.

    I also followed her advice and made my way over to Notting Hill, Portobello Road and Portobello Market where I visited a bakery which specializes in American cupcakes… tasty!

  • On my way from Camden Town to Notting Hill I so-touristly stopped off at Abbey Road where the famous Beattles cover was shot. I watched some punk kid almost get hit by a car twice as his mother failed to take the picture of him crossing the road. “Gah mom! How hard is to take a picture!?!” he yelled in a upper-class, yankee accent.

    I laughed… espcially when I crossed the street in front of him… ruining one of his shots. Gah, mom!

  • I bought an old, wooden cricket bat at the famous antique store “Alice’s.” While the bat was being wrapped, I made the mistake of calling it a “stick”, to which the husband-n-wife owner freaked and insisted that I call it a bat.

    Sorry. I was just happy to have already known what “cricket” actually was.

  • Went to see Les Miserbales tonight.

    Holy cow.

    Seriously, the best stage show I’ve ever seen… maybe even better than Blue Man Group, but that’s like comparing apples and oranges, or the Mississippi State Bulldogs to football. [Landon starts a timer to see how long it is before and MSU fan mentions the #1 NCAA Baseball ranking.]

  • At Les Mis tonight, I sat next to a husband, wife, and daughter from Minnesota. After the intermission, the daughter (20-year-old college student) had to swap seats to sit beside me because she “couldn’t see the show” from her seat.

    Yeah. Right.

  • Also, I saw the funniest thing last night on the Tube. I have a video… I’ll show you later.





  • Headed to Les Mis
    posted on Mar 21 2006

    Sometimes I feel like the only person on earth who hasn’t seen Les Miserables.

    Ever since that Dawson’s Creek episode when Joey enters the beauty pageant and sings “On My Own” to Dawson… I’ve wanted to see Les Mis.

    I know I’m gonna get some nice feedback for that last remark.

    Anyhow, I’m headed to Queens Theatre tonight for the show, which will hopefully live up to the hype that many people (including some of my readers) have shared.

    If it doesn’t… you all owe me £20.00.

    PS – You can watch the video clip from ‘Beauty Contest.’ Click here and go to episode #111.






    Why I Don’t Do Marathons
    posted on Mar 20 2006

    Because I don’t wanna die.

    I got triceps to worry about, folks. No time for “cardio” in the Howell Gym.






    Highlights (Get It… HIGHlights) from Amsterdam
    posted on Mar 20 2006
  • Getting solicited for sex more times than I normally do in Jasper.
  • My two stoned roomates from England who kept having to “use the bathroom” every 10 minutes. Where they would then go in, smoke up, and then ask… “Landon… it doesn’t smell like weed in here, does it?”
  • My O.C.D. roomate from Argentina (I’m not joking… he really was O.C.D. My roomate from Portland and I timed him when he performed certain tasks.) who took 14 minutes to brush his teeth, took 35 minutes to take a shower, and unloaded and completely repacked his entire backpack each night before he went to bed.
  • Really good Chinese and Thai food. Which makes sense, seeing as almost everyone has the munchies.





  • Back In London
    posted on Mar 20 2006

    Oh, the relief of not being cold.

    Don’t get me wrong, it’s still pretty chilly here, but at least there’s not snow or ice on the ground. (I never thought I would hear myself say that).

    And yes, just like Paige-poo stated, has it really been 6 weeks? Actually, I left 5 weeks ago today. Plus, my first trip was supposed to be a full 6 weeks, but when I rescheduled, the second trip measured only 5 weeks and 3 days.

    But still, has it really been that long? Geez. I’ve got a nice analogy I’ll share with you later. But you guys have got to get me caught-up on all that is pop culture. Is Kristin from Laguna Beach really dating Nick Lachey?

    These are the type of questions I need answered folks. Serious stuff.

    Also, Ernest… you were right. I had Wagamama tonight. Ooooooh boy, was it good! Breaded ‘n baked chicken served over rice with curry sauce, and some edamame for a side dish.

    Dang.

    Anyways… for all those who know London’s layout, I’m over at the intersection of Tottenham Court and New Oxford at an easyInternetcafe. It’s about time to head-out and do some classic “Landon wandering.” And praise Jesus… I have no ice to worry about slipping on.

    Talk to ya’ll tomorrow.






    PINK!
    posted on Mar 20 2006

    This is (for now) just one of my pictures from Berlin.

    It’s my fav.

    The story behind this sucker as follows: It is the underbelly of the roof of the Sony Center in Postdamer Platz (my favorite local in Berlin).

    At night time, it begins to change colors… but I didn’t know when.

    SO, I stood outside… in the cold… around 12 degrees… for 1 hour, just for this one shot.

    However, if pink isn’t your color, you may also view it in blue.






    Back To London
    posted on Mar 20 2006

    I will be in Londontown from today until my flight leaves at 12 noon on Tursday.

    It will be nice to once again be surrounded by the English language… even if it is with a funny accent.

    By the way. Bruges overtook Prague for the most amazing location visited on eurosix.

    If you have not yet been, plan a trip.

    Simply amazing.






    Headed to Bruges, Belgium
    posted on Mar 19 2006

    In my last stop before heading back to London, I’ll spend 24 hours in the land of chocolate while tucked away in the supposedly wonderful, quaint little city of Bruges, Belgium.

    That’s all. Sunday is a fun day.






    I Guess You Call This ‘Culture Shock’
    posted on Mar 17 2006

    Webster’s Dictionary defines shock as:

      An over-response of the body that leads to extremely reduced blood pressure that can threaten essential bodily functions.
  • I was offered sex around 20+ times last night. However, I was very disappointed in myself as I could never quite come up with a funny reply to these requests.

    Every time a prostitute offered, all I could get out was: “No thankyou.”

  • My 18-year-old roomate from Idaho is, as I type, in the room at our hostel rotating between a 36 ounce bottle of water and a 4-inch-long joint. I stumbled upon this site as I headed back to the room to drop my stuff.

    “You want some?” he said as he coughed, over and over.

    “No thanks, I’m full.” I replied.

    He didn’t get it. Stoner.

  • I rented a bike today. Pratically everyone in Amsterdam owns one, so I fit right in, and was actually asked for directions several times.

    Picture me on a bike. Just that thought alone should make your Friday a little better.

    However, while making my way to the Rembrant House, the pedal broke off. I was forced to “one leg” it back to the bike shop… 10 blocks away. The thought of me pedaling a bike with one foot should be better than the thought of me simply riding a bike.

    They were more than happy to replace it, and said that no one had ever broken a pedal (AHHGGG! I AM SO STRONG!!!).

    Of course, they then replaced it with a bike that was painted like a zebra.

  • You can’t help but laugh as you stroll throughout the streets of Amsterdam. Debauchery, filth, lust, and every other thing that follows sits before your very eyes. It just doesn’t seem real… and you just catch yourself laughing out loud.

    It’s actually kinda sad. Amsterdam is an absolutely beautiful city. The canals rival that of Venice, and the buildings are as pretty as can be.

    However, once again… all is overshadowed by the complete carelessness by which tourists conduct themselces here. Sad.

  • I’m out, kids. Have a good one. If all else fails, just be glad you won’t fall asleep to the aroma of Marijuana tonight.






    The Ginormous Hot Dog
    posted on Mar 16 2006

    John Byars has been encouraging me to post on the food I’ve been eating while abroad.

    I thought I’d kick things off with the hugest hot dog in the land. This big mama can be found on the main cobblestone shopping lane in Vienna, Austria. Keep in mind that I did not zoom-in for this shot. The people in the background are actually standing right being the hot dog.

    Also… my hands are 4 feet wide.

    Sooo good. They take a piece of toasted sub sandwich bread. Chop off the tip. Slip it over a heated metal “thingy” to hollow it out. Then pour some ketchup inside, and slide the huge dog right in.

    All of you have very dirty minds. I just wanted you to know that.

    In all seriousness, it is absolutlely delicious.

    Snag one next time you’re in Austria.






    Photos from Prague
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    Prague is the most beautiful city I have ever been to, hands down.

    Granted, I’m not the “world traveller” as some of you are. But after 37 states and 10 countries… this city wins easily.

    Ironically, it’s extremely hard to photograph.

    Why? Because you just can’t fit it all into one shot… the streets, the buildings, the landscape.

    Too much.

    However, I tried.

    Photos from Prague.






    Photos from Rome
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    Most of my photos from Rome are stored on my iPod… but I’ll dig ‘em up later.

    Rome is amazing. History, literally around every corner. You can feel it in the air, and can touch it along the way.

    Mass at St. Peter’s Bascilica, the Vatican, the Sistine Chapel, and seeing the Pope himself kicked off the first 24 hours in Rome.

    But there’s a whole lot more to Rome than old stuff and pointy-hats… I think.

    Some favorite shots are hereherehere… and here.

    Photos from Rome.






    Photos from Vienna, Austria
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    An unplanned location for my trip, but a pleasant surprise nontheless.

    Vienna is a lovely town with old buildings, broad streets, and very efficient and clean public transportation system.

    I got spoiled though, as it snowed 9 inches on the day of my arrival.

    However, this made for some good photos. But snow, as beautiful as it appears, is so dang hard to photograph.

    Photos from Vienna, Austria.






    Photos from Venice
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    A must-see on any European vacation.

    Venice, Italy was, and is everything you think it will be.

    You really do have to use boats to get to wherever you want to go. There are no cars, not even the smallest golf cart. Just sidewalks and canals.

    Everything on the island is hand-trucked from one location to another. Therefore, everything is expensive.

    However, it’s worth every dime.

    Photos from Venice.






    Photo Day
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    Welcome to photo day…

    This is kinda like in Elementary school when the teacher would show movies all day because he/she was in a good mood and the class was ahead of the lesson plan.

    So… most, but not all of the photos from the last few locations will be posted every couple hours today.

    Enjoy.






    The Weather Was So Cold…
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    …how cold was it?

    It is this cold.

    However, the temperatures here are slightly misleading. Remember… I’m walking through snow and ice, which makes my boots cold, which makes me cold. Also, half of the time I’m walking directly into the wind.

    But, there’s plenty to see… so it’s all good.






    New Writer At JND
    posted on Mar 14 2006

    Juicee News, my flagship website, snagged a new writer over the past week.

    Harvard Law School graduate, Walker High School alum, and Jasper lunch-buddy Drew Thornley will now be syndicating his posts from his own blog ‘My Take.’

    Drew will likely be a syndicated political/religious columnist one day in many, many newspapers around the world. I am simply using my worldwide website to get the word out now.

    If you are serious about writing, and would like to syndicate, or start your own columns, let me know, we may have a spot for you.






    Gummie For Your Tummy
    posted on Mar 14 2006

    After I checked into my hostel on Monday, I hopped the U-Bahn to go see the famous Brandenburg Gate.

    After a couple of minutes on the train, I dug into my bag to snag a couple of Haribo gummie bears, a constant source of nutrtion throughout my European jaunt. As I did this, some grizzly fellow across from me said something in German. I responded my stating that I didn’t speak German… in German (kind of ironic, don’t you think?). So… he goes into this whole conversation with me, in German, and from what I could understand, he was saying one of two things:

    “This guy has gummie bears and he won’t give me one!”

    …or

    “This stupid American came to our country and doesn’t know the language!”

    After about 3 minutes of this ranting, four other German men who were sitting around me began to yell at him.

    One of them looks at me, smiles and gives me a gesture to relax. I wasn’t at all nervous, just confused. But basically… from what I picked up, the four German guys sitting around me told the guy to go screw himself and to quit bothering me bcause I was handsome and had sky-blue eyes… ok, but they did tell him to go screw himself… which only made him talk more.

    At my stop, I hopped off the train and in German, thanked the guy sitting next to me… and then I smirked at the guy who wanted the gummie bear.






    I Knew I Wasn’t A Pansy
    posted on Mar 14 2006

    I love Berlin. Love it. History, architecture, and some good, good food. A few tid-bits from the last 24+ hours.

  • I was really being hard on myself for thinkining it was so cold. Until I overheard a tour guide state that yesterday (the day I arrived) was the coldest day in Berlin since 1940… since 1940… the coldest day ever, not just the coldest day in history. Nice.
  • This is my 7th day in a row to be surrounded by large amounts of snow. The “Southerner Shock Factor” wore-off 3 days ago. Now I’m just cold and tired of slipping on ice.
  • My hostel is on a boat that sits on the main river in Berlin. I (luckily) have my own cabin, with a porthole. Also, one of the three remaining pieces of the Berlin Wall sits about 30 feet from my window. A little sureal… I’ve not quite gotten over it yet.
  • I’ve eaten Keböb at the same place, 3 times within the last 24 hours. There’s just nothing that can quite compare to watching a trained Keböb-smith slice away at a large piece of unknown meat rotating in the window. You also have no idea as to how long it has been rotating there.
  • More than anywhere I’ve been before, you can eat and drink pratically anywhere you want in Berlin. This is very unusual in most big cities. In D.C., David Ash and I were threatened with possible arrest (not kidding) when we attempted to drink water on the Metro two nights before the Innauguration. But in Berlin, I sat by a fellow on the U-Bahn tonight who was enjoying his book, and sipping his beer. And I was downing a keböb and a Coca-Cola Light. No Diet Cokes here folks…





  • Upadted Wedding/Baby List
    posted on Mar 14 2006

    Alright… so there’s been alot of activity (no pun intended) since my last wedding/baby post.

    I know that I’m gonna mess up something or or leave out a name… but it’s 12 degrees in Berlin and I’m just killing time before I head to bead (ie – put on my iPod and dance in my underwear).

    Send any changes/updates to landon.howell@yahoo.com, or just make a comment below…

    New additions are in italics.

  • Wedding
    Jennifer Horton & Tony Oravet – April 8
    Saundra Brown & Jason Strong – May 6
    Kathryn Hooks & Kennon Vaughan – May 13
    *Amy Byars – May 13
    Mauren Ferrell & Brennan Sanders – 26
    Jennifer Moss & Chris Smith – May 27
    Natalie Carmichael & “Brad” – July 15
    Katie Trent & Austin Stewart – July 15
    *Lacey Fortenberry & Brock Howell – July 29
    ~Matt Adams & Wendy Veazey – ??
  • Baby
    Bethany Burns – Finlee Faith Johnson (7 lbs 10 oz) on March 2
    John & Amy Byars – July 28
    Chad & Lori Hayes – September 10
    Katy [Gambrell] Burns & Heath Burns – ??
    °Matt “Spunk” & Jennifer Weston – ??
    Erin and Brian Hannula – August 7
    Justin & Melissa Jackson – November 9
    Brad & Lacey (Travis) Madden – August ??
  • *I’ll be singing in the wedding.
    ~I’ll be in the wedding in some capacity or another.
    °Will probably name their kid after me… not really.

    BOLD means that the wedding/baby has already happened.