Today I will place my actions into your hands.
While handing out candy during Halloween of last year, I found myself giving to candy to children who never asked for it… they didn’t say “Trick or Treat.” So, should I roll over and encourage young children to to live a life of expectancy and red carpets? Or do I demand the timeless phrase before supplying them with the candy that we bought for them?
Granted… children of young ages and certain levels of ignorance will be tolerated. Nobody expects little “Timmy poop my diapers” to muster such a phrase at 18 months of age. But 8-year-old Power Rangers who ring my doorbell, open their sack, and stand silent… does he/she deserve candy that is sponsored by landonhowell.com?
You tell me.
Question:
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When a child comes to our door for candy, do I deny them candy if they don’t say “Trick or Treat”?
I’m happy to announce that Apple has admitted my podcasts into its iTunes database. You can subscribe to the podcast here. Also, feel free to add a heartfelt review of the podcast.
The podcasts are obviously free… just so we’re clear.
However, should you feel the need to slip a $20 in my g-string at Christmastime when I bend over to to pick up your present from under the tree, I won’t complain.
Podcasts can still be downloaded for free from Odeo, as well. Also head to my Odeo profile to listen to any podcast at any time. Except for the fact that there’s only one right now… sorry.
Enjoy.
Question:
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If you owned (ie-create a new one) your own prefessional sports franchise, what type of team would you like to own and what would you name them?
For a larger picture detailing Aaron’s childhood crotch-grabbing fetish, click here.
Happy 24th Birthday to my brother Aaron who, for the second year in a row, will spend his birthday in Western China. His birthday cake will be made of fortune cookies… kidding.
While he will be returning to the States within 2 months, I’m sure he would appreciate a hapy brithday note on his facebook wall. So, do it or I’ll tell him you called him a doo-doo face.
I miss ya’ll.
I love Seattle… and I giggle like a school girl every time I see a ferry boat or watch the sunset over the Olympic mountains or bump into the Sonics dancers at the gym… but I still miss ya’ll.
Question:
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Who’s one person you haven’t seen in a while that, if you had a magic button you could push and that person would pop-up through the floor right now.
A great band I mentioned a few weeks back – Augustana – is about to hit the main stream… so, enjoy while you can before MTV plays their song in the background of every dramatic moment of the Real World/Road Rules/don’t-these-people-ever-quit challenge.
I’ve already mentioned them to a couple of you… and you have thanked me. You’re welcome… now hug me.
If you were only buy two songs, ‘Boston’ is an obvious purchase, and ‘Stars & Boulevards’ is the second. However, there’s some nice mandolin in the song ‘Sunday Best.’
Just buy the album. As always, you’ll thank me later.
Question:
- What was the crappy candy (or just the candy you didn’t like) that was immediately tossed in the trash can upon returning from Trick-or-Treating?
In the latest video that’s running wild on the Internet, a man by the name of Aleksey Vayner has become an In ternet celebrity overnight after the following video (which he used as his video resume) was released onto the web a few days ago.
Poor guy… he’s so cocky… from the looks of it he’s had this coming for a while.
I watched both the MC game and Southern Miss game on a live Internet video feed this weekend. Very fun. Very weird.
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