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Sunshine On A Cloudy Day
Oct 4 2006

As I watched Southern Miss play the worst second half of college football I’ve ever seen Tuesday night, my evening was interrupted by the most surprisingly entertaining of guests: A volunteer for the Democratic National Committee decked out in DNC gear with DNC papers and a DNC clipboard in hand.

Now I like Democrats… don’t get me wrong. I’m not a crazy red state fellow who ignores the facts simply to vote along party lines. But I’m not about to help elect a Democrat in the second most liberal city in the country.

I talked with the volunteer for a few moments as I watched the TV out of the corner of my eye, watching Tulsa drive on Southern Miss to put the game out of reach… dagum $@%! awful defensive schemes we were running! The volunteer gave me the usual spill… “Bush lied. People died.”“Our tax dollars are going to people half way around the world, not us.”“Halliburton is trying to rule the world.” Etc, etc, etc.

However, when I attempted to politely tell him that this household was already taken for the Republican ticket (which is a lie… I’m the only red state amoungst the 6 in the household) he suddenly became very angered… very angered.

Loooong story short here is the “inside scoop” this man felt compelled to share with me about my party. No… I’m not making this up. Also, due to the outlandish statements he was making, I can only remember a few, which is a shame… it was entertaining.

  • Bush is attempting to increase the national debt because the banks who loan us the money are headed by Bush’s best friends. Therefore by increasing the national debt, the additional interest paid goes straight into the pockets of Bush’s buddies.
  • Halliburton is selling top secret nuclear and chemical information to Iran, Cuba, and “dozens of other enemies” of the United States.
  • Isreal, with the help of Geroge W. Bush, planned the September 11th attacks.
  • It was after that final statement that I asked him to leave… after I told him he was crazy and that statements such as “Bush knocked down the towers” were exactly why his party was not in office.

    Silly Dems.

    tags: # humor, #politics, #quotes, #seattle



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    1. Drew said:

      Your encounter is a perfect example of why the Democratic Party is so weak: All he did was tell you how terrible Bush and the GOP are. What new ideas did he offer from the Dems? None, of course. Being the anti-Bush candidate may work a little in the short-term, but eventually, you have to have a plan of your own and have something to offer the people other than not being the one currently in office.