We hope your pumpkin is carved and your candy bowl is ready by the front door.
To the right is a picture from 19(80-something) when yours truly went dressed as a ferocious Mississippi College football player. (Please note the ‘Mississippi College 20??’) Ahhh, the days of trick-or-treating are gone… oh crap, some of you people have kids, don’t you? Well, personally we can’t wait for the day to dress our kid up like a pumpkin, drag him door to door, then put him to bed only to stay up watching Conan while we pick out the Snickers and throw away the Bottlecaps.
Being that it’s Wednesday, we’re not quite sure how much “party-ing” will go on in anyone’s neck of the woods. However, should you chose to throw on a Tinkerbell costume or or slap on a baseball cap and claim to be a “major leaguer”, we hope that receive you lots of treats and little tricks (I hate that phrase).
We also remind you to remember the line from the teen classic, Mean Girls:
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“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”
- Cady Heron
…be careful… and don’t be sluts.


























