A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Evidently the dining room table is reserved for company.

If you ever get a chance to go to an Opening Day for Major League Baseball… go.

The smell of hot dogs, roasting peanuts, and garlic fries filling the air… Mariners baseball is here.

Southern Miss Director of Athletics Richard Giannini announced today a three-game football series with Nebraska that will take place in 2012, 2013 and 2015.

The contract calls for the Golden Eagles to travel to Nebraska for the 2012 and 2015 seasons and the Cornhuskers to travel to Hattiesburg in 2013. The scheduled dates of the game are Sept. 1, 2012, Sept. 9, 2013, and Sept. 5, 2015.

It’s hard to believe that baseball season is already here.

We’ll be taking off for this afternoon’s season opener, and we hope some of you will be leaving early today as well to partake of ball, brats, and brew at a ballpark near you.

This is the year, and even if it isn’t we’ll spend the next 5 months yelling.

Go M’s.

A funny collection of notes from mothers worldwide.

My favorite:

You were the most adorable baby…everyone went gooey over you, especially with those cupie doll lips. How did his family get those pictures up on the internet since there weren’t digital cameras back then?

Michelle Obama has a funny definition of “poor”.

“The only reason we’re not in [debt] is that Barack wrote two best-selling books… It was like Jack and his magic beans. But up until a few years ago, we were struggling to figure out how we would save for our kids.”

Meanwhile… she and Barack were earning a combined income of $500,000+ per year, which did not include his book earnings.

Wish I was that ‘poor’.

The Dodgers and Red Sox played an exhibition game at the L.A. Coliseum over the weekend.

Here are some photos.

“I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear.”

- Rosa Parks

This is making quite a buzz and there’s one being built in Seattle.

Would you ever pay $35 to watch a movie?

Troy T Coburn. Never heard of him until last night.

Photos.Amazing.

Yesterday’s post brought back some memories. Let’s see if yours serves you correctly.

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While I live in Seattle I make a brief drive across Lake Washington everyday to Bellevue. While Microsoft is based in Redmond – bordering Bellevue – Bellevue is still the ‘city that Microsoft built.’ Now it’s the best place in American to base/launch a business.

How ’bout them apples, Georgetown, Texas?

Road rage lead to 1 dead and 6 injured in Seattle Tuesday.

Sometimes simply giving the middle finger and letting them cut in front of you might just save your life.

…click this link.

One of the best shows/specials of the 80′s.

One of the best songs of 2007.

These crazy folks.

CrossFit has 450 chapters in 43 states (and several other countries). The network has a message for the merely healthy: “Your workout is our warm-up.” Every day, its members consult CrossFit.com like a Book of Common Prayer, receiving instructions for their workout rites and periods of rest. [...] A Workout of the Day, or W.O.D., might include 50 kettlebell swings, 3 800-yard dashes in rapid succession and 10 pull-ups. Then repeat. No breaks. No weight machines. All you need is a body built for discipline and a mind that can justify so much apparent self-abuse.

Yikes… check this out.

Salad: On the Border Grande Taco Salad with Taco Beef: 102 grams of fat and 2,410 mg of sodium

Better run for the border to burn off those thighs.

Alumnus Bill Townsend Named New Mississippi College Vice President…

Mississippi College alumnus Dr. Bill Townsend will soon return to his alma mater as vice president for advancement and legal counsel to the president after holding key campus leadership posts in Texas, Louisiana and Mississippi.

Townsend, who assumes his new duties on the Clinton campus in June, is serving as vice president for external relations at the University of Mary Hardin-Baylor, one of MC’s athletic rivals in the American Southwest Conference. He’s overseeing the offices of alumni relations, marketing and public relations and responsible for all aspects of fund raising at the 2,700-student school in Belton.