A conversation we witnessed the other day in Starbucks.
Ak.ward.
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Starbucks teenage drink-maker: “Her’re your drink, sir.”
Senior citizen customer guy: “Excuse me, but you’ve got a glob of chocolate on your face.”
Starbucks teenage drink-maker: [Wipes his face. Looks down at his chocolate-less hand. Gives confused look to senior citizen.]
Senior citizen customer guy: “Right there.” [Pointing to the teenagers cheek.]
Starbucks teenage drink-maker: [Wipes again. Looks up at the senior citizen.]
“Actually, it’s just my mole.”
“Mole…….. Mole…….” “I think I have a MOLE in my cup” “Could I please have a little MOLE whipped cream in my coffee” “MOLEY cow batman” ” I am terribly sorry I don’t me to stare at your MOLE….MOLE… you have a huge MOLE!!!!on your cheek… MOLE.!!!!… do you play golf?? have you had a MOLE in one???? I am soooo sorry, I really can’t hel……MOLE.” ” Once again sorry, I am leaving now, enjoy the rest of your day…. MOLE…. Here is 10 dollars go enjoy a MOLEvie on me……” “This is so embarassing…. could I get a Cafe MOLEcha to go…….” ” Sorry…….”