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What would Jesus wear on Halloween?

My teenaged son want to dress up as Jesus. He has the hair, but he wants a robe like Jesus wore. However, he doesn’t want a crappy polyester costume-shop robe. Also both of us refuse to sew anything. So — what would be a good Jesus-robe (or just any plausible Jesuswear. This would be daywear, not Jesus eveningwear) that we could buy, in a nice natural fabric? and we’re in New York City so if you have specific suggestions for stores that would be even better.