Just a reminder that college football season kicks off 3 months from today: Southern Miss vs. South Carolina on ESPN.
We’re going to hear way too much crap from Alabama fans this year Alabama fans are going to be their typical selves, so I figured I start my trash-talking early.
At some point, if you’re a male Alabama fan with hugely drooping Bama Bangs, shaking a red and white pompom, wearing a bow tie above khaki pants that are too tight, and sunglasses hanging on a cord around your neck, don’t you have to look at yourself in the mirror and think, “My God, I am a huge clown. Tuscaloosa is the only place on Earth right now where I could walk into a bar without people believing I was dressed up for Halloween as the biggest tool in America.”
