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Stumptown in Amsterdam
posted on May 5 2010

Set 1
Set 2
Set 3

Notice the delicious stroopwafels in the third set. Nothing goes better with anything in like quite like stroopwafels.






This post is for my Amsterdam readers..
posted on Apr 7 2010

…of which I’m sure I have few. My employer’s European headquarters is in The Netherlands, so maybe they my colleagues can enjoy on their next trip to the ‘dam.

Stumptown Coffee is setting up a temporary location in Amsterdam. Enjoy.






Photos from Amsterdam
posted on May 11 2006

A little late… but all of my photographs from the weedville that is Amsterdam are now available for your viewing pleasure.

My favorite photos are hereherehere… and this group of old men looking through piles of old books.

Also… remember the bike pedal I broke? This was my lovely replacement.

Oh – don’t forget about the Prostitution Information Center or the red light district.

Photos from Amsterdam.






So… Where All Did You Go?
posted on Mar 31 2006

A question I do not mind answering, but one that can consume too much time once I begin explaining and others begin asking questions.

Look to this map.

London, England was my starting point, then I worked south, going somewhat-counterclockwise to Paris, FranceBern, SwitzerlandFlorence, ItalyTorino, ItalyPisa, ItalyRome, ItalyCortona, ItalyVenice, ItalyVienna, AustriaBudapest, HungaryPrague, Czech RepublicBerlin, GermanyAmsterdam, The NetherlandsBruges, Belgium… and back to London, England.

Miles : 3,500 [approximately, point-to-point]

Number of Cities : 15

Number of Countries : 10

Favorite Small City : Bruges, Belgium

Favorite Large City : Berlin, Germany






Highlights (Get It… HIGHlights) from Amsterdam
posted on Mar 20 2006
  • Getting solicited for sex more times than I normally do in Jasper.
  • My two stoned roomates from England who kept having to “use the bathroom” every 10 minutes. Where they would then go in, smoke up, and then ask… “Landon… it doesn’t smell like weed in here, does it?”
  • My O.C.D. roomate from Argentina (I’m not joking… he really was O.C.D. My roomate from Portland and I timed him when he performed certain tasks.) who took 14 minutes to brush his teeth, took 35 minutes to take a shower, and unloaded and completely repacked his entire backpack each night before he went to bed.
  • Really good Chinese and Thai food. Which makes sense, seeing as almost everyone has the munchies.





  • I Guess You Call This ‘Culture Shock’
    posted on Mar 17 2006

    Webster’s Dictionary defines shock as:

      An over-response of the body that leads to extremely reduced blood pressure that can threaten essential bodily functions.
  • I was offered sex around 20+ times last night. However, I was very disappointed in myself as I could never quite come up with a funny reply to these requests.

    Every time a prostitute offered, all I could get out was: “No thankyou.”

  • My 18-year-old roomate from Idaho is, as I type, in the room at our hostel rotating between a 36 ounce bottle of water and a 4-inch-long joint. I stumbled upon this site as I headed back to the room to drop my stuff.

    “You want some?” he said as he coughed, over and over.

    “No thanks, I’m full.” I replied.

    He didn’t get it. Stoner.

  • I rented a bike today. Pratically everyone in Amsterdam owns one, so I fit right in, and was actually asked for directions several times.

    Picture me on a bike. Just that thought alone should make your Friday a little better.

    However, while making my way to the Rembrant House, the pedal broke off. I was forced to “one leg” it back to the bike shop… 10 blocks away. The thought of me pedaling a bike with one foot should be better than the thought of me simply riding a bike.

    They were more than happy to replace it, and said that no one had ever broken a pedal (AHHGGG! I AM SO STRONG!!!).

    Of course, they then replaced it with a bike that was painted like a zebra.

  • You can’t help but laugh as you stroll throughout the streets of Amsterdam. Debauchery, filth, lust, and every other thing that follows sits before your very eyes. It just doesn’t seem real… and you just catch yourself laughing out loud.

    It’s actually kinda sad. Amsterdam is an absolutely beautiful city. The canals rival that of Venice, and the buildings are as pretty as can be.

    However, once again… all is overshadowed by the complete carelessness by which tourists conduct themselces here. Sad.

  • I’m out, kids. Have a good one. If all else fails, just be glad you won’t fall asleep to the aroma of Marijuana tonight.