No… this is not a joke. But there’s more to the story than this title might imply.
Background: For my train transportation around Europe, I bought a Eurail Pass. Basically, I paid a flat fee and can hop on any train at anytime. Also, I accidentally bought a 1st Class ticket… which turned out to be the best mistake I ever made.
So, I hop on the train this morning headed from Prague (located in the Czech Republic) to Berlin (located in Germany). We are about 20 minutes into the train ride when the ticket taker comes by and asks for my tickets. I hand him my Eurail Pass.
“No.” says the ticket taker.
“I’m sorry?” I reply.
“No good in Czech Republic.” he says.
Oh crap… I had forgotten that my pass isn’t valid in this country.
“You just pay for ticket here. You pay now with Euros or Czech.” he stumbles through in broken… oh-so-broken English.
I freeze, because I know that I haven’t carried any Euros with me in a week, and I spent all my Czech money before leaving Prague because I knew I wouldn’t use it anymore.
As I explain this, a not-so-good look comes across his face. “2nd Class.” he says.
So I’m thinkin’ this is all good. I’ll just chill in 2nd Class for 4 hours to Berlin, and we’ll pretend this thing never happened.
So he leads me through the cars en route to 2nd Class. (It almost felt like I was being walked to the principals office.) He finds me a private cabin in 2nd Class and asks me to sit down. I do so… with a big smile… until…
“100 kilimeters… next stop.” he says.
“Pardon.” I respond… in a very, very nervous tone.
“Next stop… 1 hour, you get off.” he says.
Then I get nervous.
I had been on trains in Europe enough over the last 5 weeks to know that a “stop” can mean a giant city, or a lowly cow pasture.
Long-story-short, I was dropped off in a city that appeared to be about the size of Birmingham, Alabama. I snagged a train ticket, relaxed for a couple hours in the McDonald’s with a cappucino (that wasn’t too bad, I might add), and waited for the next train to Berlin.
I still have actually no idea what the name of the town was… so I made up my own: Smökin-Gürlzen
Why? Because one out of every two girls was absolutely gorgegous (or… “smoking hot”). It was almost too weird.
The craziestest part of this whole story? When I hopped on my new train, sitting in the first cabin that I entered were my roomates from the night before in Prague. Some nice Chicago college students who had been involved in train trouble of their own