“Guess who I’m dressed as… I’ll give you a hint: His last name is Christ. He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards.”
- Michael Scott, The Office
“And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.”
- Dr. Seuss
“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.”
- Hamilton Wright Mabie
“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.”
- Anonymous
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
- Shirley Temple
There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
- Erma Bombeck
