I’m in the middle, practicing my Truffle Shuffle, holding a candy cane.
Note: All bands and/or hipsters must contact me if interested in allowing this beauty to grace your 2012, Pitchfork perfect 10-rated, synthesizer loop filled album.
All times Eastern.
A Season for Miracles … Hallmark Channel … 6 AM
Home Alone (Movie Marathon Begins) … FMC … 6 AM
A Christmas Story … TBS … 6 AM
Christmas at Water’s Edge … LMN … 6 AM
Christmas Yule Log … GMC … 6 AM – 11 PM
Mickey’s Christmas Carol … ABC Family … 7 AM
The Christmas Toy … HUB … 7 AM
Jack Frost (1979) … ABC Family … 7:30 AM
The Town That Santa Forgot … Boomerang … 7:30 AM
Annie Claus is Coming to Town … Hallmark Channel … 8 AM
A Christmas Story … TBS … 8 AM
Home Alone … FMC … 8 AM
Lost Holiday: The Jim and Suzanne Shemwell Story … LMN … 8 AM
Pinocchio’s Christmas … ABC Family … 9 AM
Alvin and the Chipmunks … FX … 9 AM
Frosty’s Winter Wonderland … ABC Family … 9:30 AM
Debbie Macomber’s Call Me Mrs. Miracle … Hallmark Channel … 10 AM
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas … ABC Family … 10 AM
Home Alone … FMC … 10 AM
A Christmas Story … TBS … 10 AM
A Holiday to Remember … Lifetime … 10 AM
All She Wants for Christmas … LMN … 10 AM
Rudolph’s Shiny New Year … ABC Family … 10:30 AM
Cabbage Patch Kids Christmas … Boomerang … 10:30 AM
The Muppet Christmas Carol … HUB … 11 AM
Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town … ABC Family … 11:30 AM
A Flintstones Christmas Carol … Boomerang … 11:30 AM
Debbie Macomber’s Trading Christmas … Hallmark Channel … 12 PM *NEW
Disney Christmas Parade … ABC … 12 PM
Twas the Night … Disney XD … 12 PM
Home Alone … FMC … 12 PM
A Christmas Story … TBS … 12 PM
A Boyfriend for Christmas … Lifetime … 12 PM
Christmas Child … LMN … 12 PM
The Year Without a Santa Claus … ABC Family … 12:30 PM
The Christmas Box … INSP … 1 PM
West Point Holiday Special … FOX NEWS … 1 PM *NEW
Mandie and the Forgotten Christmas … ION … 1 PM *NEW
Alvin and the Chipmunks … FX … 1 PM
The Santa Clause … ABC Family … 1:30 PM
The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965) … TCM … 1:30 PM
Home Alone … FMC … 2 PM
Christmas Magic … Hallmark Channel … 2 PM *NEW
A Christmas Story … TBS … 2 PM
A Christmas Wedding … Lifetime … 2 PM
Christmas Angel … LMN … 2 PM
Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure … Disney (east) … 2:50 PM *NEW
The Man Who Saved Christmas … INSP … 3 PM
Christmas Clause … ION … 3 PM
Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause … ABC Family … 3:30 PM
Home Alone … FMC … 4 PM
A Christmas Story … TBS … 4 PM
Yogi’s First Christmas … Boomerang … 4 PM
The Christmas Pageant … Hallmark Channel … 4 PM *NEW
A Nanny for Christmas … Lifetime … 4 PM
A Dad for Christmas … LMN … 4 PM
Good Luck Charlie: It’s Christmas … Disney (east) … 4:30 PM *NEW
A Golden Christmas 2 – The Second Tail … ION … 5 PM *NEW
King of Kings (1961) … TCM … 5 PM
Alvin and the Chipmunks … FX … 5 PM
The Muppet Christmas Carol … HUB … 5 PM
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York … ABC Family … 5:30 PM
Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure … Disney (east) … 5:50 PM *NEW
Home Alone … FMC … 6 PM
A Dog Named Christmas … Hallmark Channel … 6 PM
A Christmas Story … TBS … 6 PM
The Christmas Blessing … LMN … 6 PM
The Town That Santa Forgot … Boomerang … 6 PM
12 Wishes of Christmas … ION … 7 PM *NEW
Good Luck Charlie: It’s Christmas … Disney (west) … 7:30 PM *NEW
The Polar Express … ABC Family … 8 PM
Going My Way (1944) … TCM … 8 PM
Elf … USA … 8 PM
The Ultimate Gift … Hallmark Channel … 8 PM
Home Alone … FMC … 8 PM
Thomas Kinkade’s The Christmas Cottage (Not for children) … LMN … 8 PM
Christmas Mail … ION … 9 PM *NEW
A Wind at My Back Christmas … BYU … 9 PM
Elf … USA … 9:30 PM
A Season for Miracles … Hallmark Channel … 10 PM
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation … ABC Family … 10 PM
Holiday in Your Heart … LMN … 10 PM
Dear Santa … Lifetime … 10 PM *NEW
Home Alone … FMC … 10 PM
A Christmas Kiss … ION … 11 PM *NEW
Home Alone … FMC … 12 AM
Silver Bells … Hallmark Channel … 12 AM
The Christmas Secret … INSP … 12 AM
Holiday Heist (not for children) … ION … 1 AM *NEW
Home Alone … FMC … 2 AM
A Wind at My Back Christmas … BYU … 2 AM
The Note … Hallmark Channel … 2 AM
The Perfect Gift … TBN … 2:30 AM
The Ultimate Christmas Present … Disney (east) … 2:30 AM
Home Alone … FMC … 4 AM
A Dog Named Christmas … Hallmark Channel … 4 AM
The Ultimate Christmas Present … Disney (west) … 5:30 AM
All times Eastern.
Disney Prep & Landing … ABC Family … 5 PM
Disney Prep & Landing: Naughty vs. Nice … ABC Family … 5:30 PM
Rudolph’s Shiny New Year … ABC Family … 6 PM
Meet Me In St. Louis (1944) … TCM … 6 PM
The Christmas Card … Hallmark Channel … 6 PM
Home for the Holidays … Lifetime … 6 PM
The Road to Christmas (Not for Children) … LMN … 6 PM
Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure … Disney (east) … 6:20 PM *NEW
Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town … ABC Family … 7 PM
The Year Without a Santa Claus … ABC Family … 8 PM
Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (animated) … ABC … 8 PM
It’s a Wonderful Life … NBC … 8 PM *FAVORITE CLASSIC
A Christmas Story (24 Hour Movie Marathon) … TBS … 8 PM
Undercover Christmas (Not for Children) … Lifetime … 8 PM
A Wind at My Back Christmas … BYU … 8 PM
A Christmas Wish … Hallmark Channel … 8 PM
Comfort & Joy … LMN … 8 PM
Miracle On 34th Street (1947) … TCM … 8 PM
Miracle on 34th Street (1994) … FMC … 8 PM
The Christmas Box … INSP … 8 PM
Alvin and the Chipmunks … FX … 8 PM
Good Luck Charlie: It’s Christmas … Disney (east) … 8 PM *NEW
Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas … ABC … 8:30 PM
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York … ABC Family … 9 PM
Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure … Disney (west) … 9:20 PM *NEW
November Christmas … Hallmark Channel … 10 PM
West Point Holiday Special … FOX NEWS … 10 PM *NEW
The Man Who Saved Christmas … INSP … 10 PM
Margie (1946) … TCM … 10 PM
Jingle All the Way … FMC … 10 PM
A Christmas Story … TBS … 10 PM
Make Way For Tomorrow (1937) … TCM … 10:15 PM
Good Luck Charlie: It’s Christmas … Disney (west) … 11 PM *NEW
The Santa Clause … ABC Family … 11:30 PM
Miracle on 34th Street (1994) … FMC … 12 AM
Auntie Mame (1958) … TCM … 12 AM
The Ultimate Gift … Hallmark Channel … 12 AM
A Christmas Story … TBS … 12 AM
Undercover Christmas (Not for Children) … Lifetime … 12 AM
Comfort & Joy … LMN … 12 AM
Christmas Yule Log … GMC … 12 AM – 6 AM
West Point Holiday Special … FOX NEWS … 1 AM *NEW
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas … ABC Family … 1:30 AM
Jingle All the Way … FMC … 2 AM
Holiday Inn … AMC … 2 AM
The Christmas Pageant … Hallmark Channel … 2 AM *NEW
A Christmas Story … TBS … 2 AM
A Wind at My Back Christmas … BYU … 2:30 AM
The Bishop’s Wife … TCM … 2:30 AM
Twas the Night … Disney (east) … 2:30 AM
Christmas Magic … Hallmark Channel … 4 AM *NEW
West Point Holiday Special … FOX NEWS … 4 AM *NEW
The Christmas Child … TBN … 4 AM
A Christmas Story … TBS … 4 AM
Tenth Avenue Angel … TCM … 4:30 AM
Twas the Night … Disney (west) … 5:30 AM
