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PINK!
posted on Mar 20 2006

This is (for now) just one of my pictures from Berlin.

It’s my fav.

The story behind this sucker as follows: It is the underbelly of the roof of the Sony Center in Postdamer Platz (my favorite local in Berlin).

At night time, it begins to change colors… but I didn’t know when.

SO, I stood outside… in the cold… around 12 degrees… for 1 hour, just for this one shot.

However, if pink isn’t your color, you may also view it in blue.






Back To London
posted on Mar 20 2006

I will be in Londontown from today until my flight leaves at 12 noon on Tursday.

It will be nice to once again be surrounded by the English language… even if it is with a funny accent.

By the way. Bruges overtook Prague for the most amazing location visited on eurosix.

If you have not yet been, plan a trip.

Simply amazing.






Headed to Bruges, Belgium
posted on Mar 19 2006

In my last stop before heading back to London, I’ll spend 24 hours in the land of chocolate while tucked away in the supposedly wonderful, quaint little city of Bruges, Belgium.

That’s all. Sunday is a fun day.






I Guess You Call This ‘Culture Shock’
posted on Mar 17 2006

Webster’s Dictionary defines shock as:

    An over-response of the body that leads to extremely reduced blood pressure that can threaten essential bodily functions.
  • I was offered sex around 20+ times last night. However, I was very disappointed in myself as I could never quite come up with a funny reply to these requests.

    Every time a prostitute offered, all I could get out was: “No thankyou.”

  • My 18-year-old roomate from Idaho is, as I type, in the room at our hostel rotating between a 36 ounce bottle of water and a 4-inch-long joint. I stumbled upon this site as I headed back to the room to drop my stuff.

    “You want some?” he said as he coughed, over and over.

    “No thanks, I’m full.” I replied.

    He didn’t get it. Stoner.

  • I rented a bike today. Pratically everyone in Amsterdam owns one, so I fit right in, and was actually asked for directions several times.

    Picture me on a bike. Just that thought alone should make your Friday a little better.

    However, while making my way to the Rembrant House, the pedal broke off. I was forced to “one leg” it back to the bike shop… 10 blocks away. The thought of me pedaling a bike with one foot should be better than the thought of me simply riding a bike.

    They were more than happy to replace it, and said that no one had ever broken a pedal (AHHGGG! I AM SO STRONG!!!).

    Of course, they then replaced it with a bike that was painted like a zebra.

  • You can’t help but laugh as you stroll throughout the streets of Amsterdam. Debauchery, filth, lust, and every other thing that follows sits before your very eyes. It just doesn’t seem real… and you just catch yourself laughing out loud.

    It’s actually kinda sad. Amsterdam is an absolutely beautiful city. The canals rival that of Venice, and the buildings are as pretty as can be.

    However, once again… all is overshadowed by the complete carelessness by which tourists conduct themselces here. Sad.

  • I’m out, kids. Have a good one. If all else fails, just be glad you won’t fall asleep to the aroma of Marijuana tonight.






    The Ginormous Hot Dog
    posted on Mar 16 2006

    John Byars has been encouraging me to post on the food I’ve been eating while abroad.

    I thought I’d kick things off with the hugest hot dog in the land. This big mama can be found on the main cobblestone shopping lane in Vienna, Austria. Keep in mind that I did not zoom-in for this shot. The people in the background are actually standing right being the hot dog.

    Also… my hands are 4 feet wide.

    Sooo good. They take a piece of toasted sub sandwich bread. Chop off the tip. Slip it over a heated metal “thingy” to hollow it out. Then pour some ketchup inside, and slide the huge dog right in.

    All of you have very dirty minds. I just wanted you to know that.

    In all seriousness, it is absolutlely delicious.

    Snag one next time you’re in Austria.






    Photos from Prague
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    Prague is the most beautiful city I have ever been to, hands down.

    Granted, I’m not the “world traveller” as some of you are. But after 37 states and 10 countries… this city wins easily.

    Ironically, it’s extremely hard to photograph.

    Why? Because you just can’t fit it all into one shot… the streets, the buildings, the landscape.

    Too much.

    However, I tried.

    Photos from Prague.






    Photos from Rome
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    Most of my photos from Rome are stored on my iPod… but I’ll dig ‘em up later.

    Rome is amazing. History, literally around every corner. You can feel it in the air, and can touch it along the way.

    Mass at St. Peter’s Bascilica, the Vatican, the Sistine Chapel, and seeing the Pope himself kicked off the first 24 hours in Rome.

    But there’s a whole lot more to Rome than old stuff and pointy-hats… I think.

    Some favorite shots are hereherehere… and here.

    Photos from Rome.






    Photos from Vienna, Austria
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    An unplanned location for my trip, but a pleasant surprise nontheless.

    Vienna is a lovely town with old buildings, broad streets, and very efficient and clean public transportation system.

    I got spoiled though, as it snowed 9 inches on the day of my arrival.

    However, this made for some good photos. But snow, as beautiful as it appears, is so dang hard to photograph.

    Photos from Vienna, Austria.






    Photos from Venice
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    A must-see on any European vacation.

    Venice, Italy was, and is everything you think it will be.

    You really do have to use boats to get to wherever you want to go. There are no cars, not even the smallest golf cart. Just sidewalks and canals.

    Everything on the island is hand-trucked from one location to another. Therefore, everything is expensive.

    However, it’s worth every dime.

    Photos from Venice.






    Photo Day
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    Welcome to photo day…

    This is kinda like in Elementary school when the teacher would show movies all day because he/she was in a good mood and the class was ahead of the lesson plan.

    So… most, but not all of the photos from the last few locations will be posted every couple hours today.

    Enjoy.






    The Weather Was So Cold…
    posted on Mar 15 2006

    …how cold was it?

    It is this cold.

    However, the temperatures here are slightly misleading. Remember… I’m walking through snow and ice, which makes my boots cold, which makes me cold. Also, half of the time I’m walking directly into the wind.

    But, there’s plenty to see… so it’s all good.






    Gummie For Your Tummy
    posted on Mar 14 2006

    After I checked into my hostel on Monday, I hopped the U-Bahn to go see the famous Brandenburg Gate.

    After a couple of minutes on the train, I dug into my bag to snag a couple of Haribo gummie bears, a constant source of nutrtion throughout my European jaunt. As I did this, some grizzly fellow across from me said something in German. I responded my stating that I didn’t speak German… in German (kind of ironic, don’t you think?). So… he goes into this whole conversation with me, in German, and from what I could understand, he was saying one of two things:

    “This guy has gummie bears and he won’t give me one!”

    …or

    “This stupid American came to our country and doesn’t know the language!”

    After about 3 minutes of this ranting, four other German men who were sitting around me began to yell at him.

    One of them looks at me, smiles and gives me a gesture to relax. I wasn’t at all nervous, just confused. But basically… from what I picked up, the four German guys sitting around me told the guy to go screw himself and to quit bothering me bcause I was handsome and had sky-blue eyes… ok, but they did tell him to go screw himself… which only made him talk more.

    At my stop, I hopped off the train and in German, thanked the guy sitting next to me… and then I smirked at the guy who wanted the gummie bear.






    I Knew I Wasn’t A Pansy
    posted on Mar 14 2006

    I love Berlin. Love it. History, architecture, and some good, good food. A few tid-bits from the last 24+ hours.

  • I was really being hard on myself for thinkining it was so cold. Until I overheard a tour guide state that yesterday (the day I arrived) was the coldest day in Berlin since 1940… since 1940… the coldest day ever, not just the coldest day in history. Nice.
  • This is my 7th day in a row to be surrounded by large amounts of snow. The “Southerner Shock Factor” wore-off 3 days ago. Now I’m just cold and tired of slipping on ice.
  • My hostel is on a boat that sits on the main river in Berlin. I (luckily) have my own cabin, with a porthole. Also, one of the three remaining pieces of the Berlin Wall sits about 30 feet from my window. A little sureal… I’ve not quite gotten over it yet.
  • I’ve eaten Keböb at the same place, 3 times within the last 24 hours. There’s just nothing that can quite compare to watching a trained Keböb-smith slice away at a large piece of unknown meat rotating in the window. You also have no idea as to how long it has been rotating there.
  • More than anywhere I’ve been before, you can eat and drink pratically anywhere you want in Berlin. This is very unusual in most big cities. In D.C., David Ash and I were threatened with possible arrest (not kidding) when we attempted to drink water on the Metro two nights before the Innauguration. But in Berlin, I sat by a fellow on the U-Bahn tonight who was enjoying his book, and sipping his beer. And I was downing a keböb and a Coca-Cola Light. No Diet Cokes here folks…





  • A Wrap-Up of Prague
    posted on Mar 13 2006

    Sorry I did so little posting from Prague… so I figured I’d give you a round up.

  • It is the most beautiful city I have ever visited, hands down. Like everyone before me, if you asked what was so amazing about it… I couldn’t tell you. It’s just that beaustiful from top to bottom.
  • We got 12 inches of snow on my second night. It was up to my knee caps, and remember… I am 16 feet tall.
  • Ate the most unique bread item ever. It’s called a ‘Trdelnik’ and it is served with “Hot Wine”, which, yes… is actually wine that is very, very hot. I hate wine, so it didn’t suit my fancy too much… but it was better than actual wine. The Trdelnik is a piece of dough, wrapped around a metal dough roller, cooked over an open flame, then rolled in vanilla, sugar, and almods. The outside is crispy, and the inside is hallow and full of steaming dough. Ahhhhhhhh! Freakin’ awesome!
  • I had a major “wish ya’ll were here” moment when I went to a symphony/ballet tribute to Mozart at the National Theater. There were just too many funny moves in too many doo-doo brown costumes. Too many jokes, and no one to tell them to. So I just sat and laughed along with some teenagers who didn’t speal English, but knew exactly what I was laughing at.





  • I Got Kicked Off The Train
    posted on Mar 13 2006

    No… this is not a joke. But there’s more to the story than this title might imply.

      Background: For my train transportation around Europe, I bought a Eurail Pass. Basically, I paid a flat fee and can hop on any train at anytime. Also, I accidentally bought a 1st Class ticket… which turned out to be the best mistake I ever made.

    So, I hop on the train this morning headed from Prague (located in the Czech Republic) to Berlin (located in Germany). We are about 20 minutes into the train ride when the ticket taker comes by and asks for my tickets. I hand him my Eurail Pass.

    “No.” says the ticket taker.

    “I’m sorry?” I reply.

    “No good in Czech Republic.” he says.

    Oh crap… I had forgotten that my pass isn’t valid in this country.

    “You just pay for ticket here. You pay now with Euros or Czech.” he stumbles through in broken… oh-so-broken English.

    I freeze, because I know that I haven’t carried any Euros with me in a week, and I spent all my Czech money before leaving Prague because I knew I wouldn’t use it anymore.

    As I explain this, a not-so-good look comes across his face. “2nd Class.” he says.

    So I’m thinkin’ this is all good. I’ll just chill in 2nd Class for 4 hours to Berlin, and we’ll pretend this thing never happened.

    So he leads me through the cars en route to 2nd Class. (It almost felt like I was being walked to the principals office.) He finds me a private cabin in 2nd Class and asks me to sit down. I do so… with a big smile… until…

    “100 kilimeters… next stop.” he says.

    “Pardon.” I respond… in a very, very nervous tone.

    “Next stop… 1 hour, you get off.” he says.

    Then I get nervous.

    I had been on trains in Europe enough over the last 5 weeks to know that a “stop” can mean a giant city, or a lowly cow pasture.

    Long-story-short, I was dropped off in a city that appeared to be about the size of Birmingham, Alabama. I snagged a train ticket, relaxed for a couple hours in the McDonald’s with a cappucino (that wasn’t too bad, I might add), and waited for the next train to Berlin.

    I still have actually no idea what the name of the town was… so I made up my own: Smökin-Gürlzen

    Why? Because one out of every two girls was absolutely gorgegous (or… “smoking hot”). It was almost too weird.

    The craziestest part of this whole story? When I hopped on my new train, sitting in the first cabin that I entered were my roomates from the night before in Prague. Some nice Chicago college students who had been involved in train trouble of their own






    I’m In Prague
    posted on Mar 10 2006

    Happy Friday everyone.

    I’ve spent the better part of my day on trains from Budapest to Vienna to Prague… and now I’m here, the place that everyone told me I “had to go.”

    I’m pumped, but it’s late… 11:30 PM here.

    I’ve got a classic story from the train today, but I’ll have to share it later.

    I’m exhausted. I’m out.






    People in Budapest
    posted on Mar 9 2006
  • People in Budapest obey the crosswalk.
    1. At a crosswalk today away from the city center, I was 1 of 10 people standing, and there wasn’t a car in sight for at least 3 blocks in either direction. So, I stepped of the curb to jolt 12 feet to the other side. The other 9 individuals looked at me as if I had just kicked a small child.
  • People in Budapest hate their upper lip.
    1. About 1 out of every 4 girls I see has a piercing in the oddest of locations. To find this location, take your left index finger and point to the left corner of your mouth. Now, go up one-quarter of an inch, now go in towards your nose one-quarter of an inch. Yeah, told you it was weird.
  • People in Budapest carry their flowers upside down.
    1. I thought I was just seeing things at first, but after I passed 10 people within 45 minutes, all carrying their flowes upside down… I took notice. It kinda makes sense though… nevermind, no it doesn’t.
  • People in Budapest love to buy flowers.
    1. After my last statement, it’s obvious that Hungarians love their floral arrangements. 10 people in 1 hour, all toting flowers? There’s something weird in the water in Budapest.
  • People in Budapest are early birds.
    1. Wanna go shopping? Grab something for dinner? Better do so before 7:00 PM when around 80% of all businesses shutdown for the day. At first I couldn’t figue out why… that is, until the 5 degree wind hit my face just as the sun was going down.





    Going to Budapest
    posted on Mar 6 2006

    In another random maneuver, I am headed to Hungary tomorrow… namely, Budapest.

    I am really pumped about this city for two reasons. One, everything is sooo cheap. Two, I had not originally planned on going, yet have heard so many great things about this city.

    Drew, I know you are a little jealous… I will take some notes for you from what should be a fabulous 72 hours in a new location.






    Tid-Bits from Vienna, Austria
    posted on Mar 6 2006
  • I watched a little girl land flat on her face today. She was not paying attention when she got to the top of the escalator… and then, bam. I tried to help her, but her mother finally stepped in after realizing what happended. Then I walked away and tried not to laugh at one of the hardest falls I had ever seen.
  • They are obsessed with two things here… Mozart and chocolate. Both obsessions kinda creep me out.
  • This news does not make me feel real comfortable… especially since I went to an cats-only petting zoo today.
  • I had the coolest hot dog in the world today. They took a 10 inch sub-sandwich piece of bread, chopped off the very tip, then slipped the freakin huge hotdog inside. Ok, that whole sentence just sounded kinda creepy and gross… but you get the picture.





  • Pictures From Florence
    posted on Mar 4 2006

    I took a truck-load of pictures in Florence, Italy. These are most, but not all.

    This one is my favorite. But you can enjoy them all.