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How to argue about college football.
posted on Jul 30 2010

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Who Dat say dem Saint can’t spell?
posted on Jul 17 2010

[via Deadspin]






Only in the Northwest
posted on Jul 16 2010

Seattle and Portland are in a race to see who will be the first to ban plastic bags:

Portland’s mayor said Wednesday that he plans to ban plastic bags, a move that might make some Seattle activists tinge green with envy.

They might wonder: How come they get to do it, and we don’t?






Happy Friday
posted on Jul 9 2010

Hope you’re as happy as this girl after Ichiro touched after whilst chasing thine foul ball.






Our catcher hit a guy in the face with a ball
posted on Jun 30 2010

Getoffyourphoneyoureatabaseballgame.






Colbert on Obama’s Oil Spill Speech
posted on Jun 17 2010
The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Obama’s BP Oil Spill Speech
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Duck, Duck, Goose
posted on Jun 17 2010

Jasper has a “Duck Hunter”. Wish we could tag this with ‘things I wish I was joking about.’






The Howell family, circa 1988
posted on Jun 14 2010

If you have any trouble finding parking this morning, feel free to select any spot between my front teeth.






The fake Facebook apology that’s quite funny, and true
posted on Jun 14 2010






Jasper: center of the disc golf universe
posted on Jun 6 2010

Jasper debuted it’s brand new disc golf course yesterday, and they pulled out all the stops. You think I’m joking.

Following the event, participants got to learn more about disc golf from Tom Monroe, a national world champion whose artistry with a flying disc earned him a Guinness World Record.

Let me get this straight: The town without one espresso-centric coffee shop has found enough public dollars and public support to develop a disc golf course.

Jasper, you never cease to entertain me.

Make no mistake, disc golf is a blast. And if the Jasper Park & Rec starts weekend tournaments in the college football and men’s/women’s softball off season, people will show. Wait. What was that?
“…more tournaments to be held at the 18-hole course are being planned.”

I’ll pay good money for a ‘2010 Jasper, Alabama Disc Golf Champion’ t-shirt.






Guys.
posted on Jun 3 2010

“Back to you, guys.”






It was all a dream
posted on May 27 2010

A humorous GIF: How Lost should have ended.






The one where I ask for something for Christmas
posted on May 26 2010

Aside from crafting the most vague Santa Letter ever, I’m not sure if my drawing helped or hindered Santa in his quest to meet my demands.

Mom found this letter to Santa while cleaning out some old boxes the other day. Evidently I wanted a Christmas tree, a donkey with rabbit ears, a floating piece of macaroni, a gingerbread man with elephantiasis, a gift wrapped by a blind man, and a… I actually don’t know what that thing on the far left was.






The opening scene from ‘Parks & Recreation’ was one of my favorites in quite some time
posted on May 10 2010






Conan visits Twitter
posted on May 6 2010

Just when you thought he couldn’t get any cooler.






I’m overly proud of this tweet
posted on May 4 2010

Should you use it around your friends, feel free to claim it as you own.

(Just in case you need explanation)






“Jaguar”
posted on Apr 26 2010

Spotted this interesting posting on a telephone pole in Fremont over the weekend.

Yes, Jaguar.






Old school Mariners
posted on Apr 21 2010

I know my odd Mariners love affair seems to have begun when I moved to Seattle. Truth is, I’ve been a Mariner fan for years. “Fan” may be an odd word. “Avid follower” might be more appropriate.

Stumbled across this SI cover of Jay Buhner & son last night. One of my favorites.






Blast you, Dukies!
posted on Apr 6 2010

Quick background:
- I hate Duke - not as much as I hate Alabama football, but close.
- My coworker is the former drum major for Duke’s pep band.
- I voice my displeasure for Duke via Facebook and Twitter last night.

I arrive to find my desk has already been visited, and a banner hangs.






DHARMA Initiative Labels
posted on Mar 30 2010

This is brilliant and perfect for any LOST party you might be hosting. My favorite are the Pringles cans.