These lists, while not surprising for the most part, made me laugh. Evidently the way to unify America is through cooking and home decor.

I couldn’t help but laugh even haerder when I realized that I visit 5 of the 9 Liberal sites each day, yet only 3 of the 11 Conservative sites. This, liberals, is the definition of open minded. (Never tell me I don’t make a concerted effort to understand your often confusing and self-conflicting views.)

Liberal

DailyKos.com
New York Magazine
Economist
RollingStone.com
Talking Points Memo
RachaelRay.com
HuffingtonPost.com
NPR.org
MarthaStewart.com

Conservative

RushLimbaugh.com
Breitbart.com
FinancialTimes.com
GlennBeck.com
Military.com
Politico.com
CBSSports.com
FoxNews.com
BBC.com
RachaelRay.com
MarthaStewart.com

Should you use it around your friends, feel free to claim it as you own.

(Just in case you need explanation)

If he only knew who he was emailing.

Take a deep breath. Things might not be as bad as you and your colleagues at the water cooler were discussing this morning.

A nice little interactive chart on NYT.

And one more thing: if you’re rich, you’re gonna pay more taxes. The Democrats are in charge, so penalizing people for achieving the American Dream is something they thoroughly enjoy doing.

State Of The Union drinking game for each of the following words/phrases: “Healthcare” (1 drink), “Massachusetts” (2 drinks), if he blames “The former administration.” (3 drinks), “President-elect Palin” (20 drinks), “Hope” (0 drinks… even Obama has lost ‘hope’ in Obama).

The Obameter: Tracking Obama’s Campaign Promises

ARTICLE: For First Time, Voters Split Over Who They Want in Control After 2010 Elections, and Obama’s Approval Rating Falls Below 50%

Audio clip of Obama calling Kanye West a jackass.

Cominskey Feild? Nice.

Teleprompter down!

In lieu of Barack’s shattered teleprompter, Vice-President Joe Biden will serve as President of the United States while Obama’s new teleprompter is shipped via FedEx from China.

Meanwhile… Obama still has a crick in the right side of his neck.

Obama’s Job Approval Dips to New Monthly Low

Thanks Barack. A 55-minute speech did not contain one of the following words:

Iraq
Afghanistan
Korea
Pakistan
soldiers
surge
war
Army
Navy
Air Force
Marines