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The $24K Date
posted on Jun 1 2009

You’ll hear plenty about it this week… just wanted to ensure that you knew you payed for Obama’s date this weekend.

If you’d like to pay for mine and Chelsea’s date this weekend, let me know and I’ll tell you how to send it to my PayPal.






Howdy, Neighbor
posted on May 1 2009

We sat next to Starbucks CEO Howard Shultz at Serious Pie last night. I played it cool… not saying anything. But that didn’t keep me from holding my cellphone at my side to get this picture.






Saddest Website of the Day: FMyLife.com
posted on Mar 17 2009

FML.com… ‘F’ doesn’t stand for ‘fudge.’ If it did, it would awesome.

One story to chew on…

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, “Get off the phone, you f***er, and don’t call back!” It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke.






My Bad
posted on Feb 25 2009






God Bless Mississippi State
posted on Feb 22 2009

They make the rest of us feel like Albert Einstein.






Hurry Up & Wait
posted on Feb 15 2009

After back-tracking on his promise to not continue politics of fear, Obama takes his time to sign the ohmygowearegoingtodie stimulus bill.

After pushing Congress for weeks to hurry up and pass the massive $787 billion stimulus bill, President Obama promptly took off for a three-day holiday getaway.






31%
posted on Dec 27 2008

Heeeeeeeck no…

    According to travel website Expedia’s eighth annual Vacation Deprivation Survey, an estimated 47.5 million Americans — 31% of employed U.S. adults — will not use all their vacation days in 2008.





Like A Lightbulb
posted on Dec 10 2008

A parent complains of religious overtones in the song Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

[Insert "no one will let her play reindeer games" joke here.]






The Snub That Wasn’t
posted on Nov 21 2008

I assume that the media won’t be quit to jump on Obama as they have been on Bush.






$400,000
posted on Nov 17 2008

You know those emails about “your long lost relative died, leaving you a $20 million inheritance?” You know those emails?

A stupid woman actually fell for it, giving them $400,000.






If Keith Olbermann Gets Hit By A Bus…
posted on Sep 10 2008

…I wouldn’t be happy, but I definitely wouldn’t be sad either. I now take him as seriously as Michael Moore, Bill Maher, HItler (you knew that was coming), or any crazy, increasingly negative, see-no-positives guy from the Conservative side either, for that matter.






“Lipstick On A Pig…”
posted on Sep 9 2008

Well there you go.

This might very well be Obama’s…
tank.
read my lips.
swift boat.

No matter what Obama meant to say, the hockey/soccer moms will only hear what they thought they heard.






Good Morning
posted on Aug 18 2008






:)
posted on Jul 11 2008

Marxists/Socialists/Communists for Obama [via BarackObama.com]






Seattle Bumper Stickers
posted on Jul 8 2008
    Militant Agnostic: I don’t know and you don’t either.





Trenita
posted on Jun 24 2008






Happy Friday!
posted on Jun 6 2008

osnobmaGas in Seattle is $4.37 a gallon.

It’s Bush’s fault… unless you realize the Democrats were trying to pass an initiative this past week to raise prices even more.

How did the Democrats disguise this act? They called it: Consumer-First Energy Act

Global Warming! Hooray!
Obama = Hope!
Have a great weekend!






The Worst People You Will Ever Meet
posted on Jun 4 2008

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor





When The Whole Internet Laughs At You
posted on May 28 2008

When you act like this… we all enjoy your humiliation.






You Are My Sunshine
posted on May 28 2008

The name of the town is Sunset, Florida. But he inspires them, so why should they care.

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