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Cities of 2008

With the wedding/honeymoon we didn’t do as much traveling as was experienced in 2007. 2 countries, 5 states, 11 cities.

    London, UK
    Vancouver, BC
    Portland, OR
    Birmingham, AL
    Jasper, AL
    Seaside, FL
    Hattiesburg, MS
    Jackson, MS
    Brandon, MS
    Pearlington, MS
    New Orleans, LA

The wife wanted me to add the following…

    Forks, WA
    Petal, MS

Layover cities (for kicks)…

    Dallas, TX
    Cincinnati, OH
    Las Vegas, NV
    Atlanta, GA
    Albuquerque, NM





Back.

Seattle to New Orleans to Hattiesburg to New Orleans to Hattiesburg to Jasper to Hattiesburg to Jackson to Hattiesburg to New Orleans to Seattle.

…our travels over the last 9 days. Somebody calculate those miles and I’ll give you a cookie.






This Is My Body… Flex It And Think Of Me

The Obamassiah has been skipping out on church in order to work out at the gym. Look likes Barack paid a little too much attention to 1 Corinthians 6:19-20.


    President-elect Barack Obama has yet to attend church services since winning the White House earlier this month, a departure from the example of his two immediate predecessors.

    On the three Sundays since his election, Obama has instead used his free time to get in workouts at a Chicago gym.

    Asked about the president-elect’s decision to not attend church, a transition aide noted that the Obamas valued their faith experience in Chicago but were concerned about the impact their large retinue may have on other parishioners.

    “Because they have a great deal of respect for places of worship, they do not want to draw unwelcome or inappropriate attention to a church not used to the attention their attendance would draw,” said the aide.

    Both President-elect George W. Bush and President-elect Bill Clinton managed to attend church in the weeks after they were elected.






The Virgin Skies

A great piece from August 2007 on Virgin America airlines. Chelsea and I are flying Virgin when we fly to LA or Vegas in early 2009. I’m overly eager… it appears to be a flying playground for adults.

Anyone ever flown on Virgin America? Stories? Bueller?






Photos from the Wedding / Honeymoon

trivial pursuit dash white wedding bell tower silhouette re lax seaside mrs howell






Wild

Is it stupid to drive 2 1/2 hours to Portland just to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings? That’s exactly what we did over the weekend with our friend Kim and Colin who were craving the wingsbeersports as much as we were.

For all that Seattle has in unique, can’t-get-them-anywhere-else-in-the-world food, it lacks in chain eateries beloved by the majority of Americans (see: Chick-fil-A, Waffler House, Cracker Barrel, Sonic) as well as Buffalo Wild Wings.

Seeing the BWW was a staple in my weekly diet during college (weird that Mississippi has something Seattle doesn’t… silly treehuggers and their tofu) it’s been pretty difficult to live without for the past 26 months. So when we discussed the fact that Portland has three (3!) in their metro area, the weekend road trip was inevitable.

God bless Buffalo Wild Wings.






We’re Home

seaside sunset

We’re back. Happy. Rested. Yet somehow, still exhausted.

Each day was 72 degrees, sunny, with a slight breeze. We couldn’t have asked for better weather, wishes, support, love, and encouragement from those in attendance.

Pre-Wedding Events

    It was back to old times with a night out on the town at Baytowne Wharf with many of the bridesmaids/groomsmen/honoraries.

    I rented a house in Watercolor and was joined by a handful of friends and their wives for 48 hours of early mornings and late nights with plenty of interesting happenings in between.

    The rehearsal dinner at Yanni’s Seagrove Grill was spectacular — the best grouper I’ve ever had. My college roommate Matt Weston even made time to pull from his file one of the most embarrassing collegiate stories concerning my past happenings.

Wedding Day/Reception

    2Our wedding was at the Interfaith Chapel in Seaside with a beach side reception a Bud & Alley’s.

    Having many of you tell us to “relax” and “enjoy the day” Chelsea and I actually remember everything from the ceremony. My dad led the ceremony, the central theme of which was ‘grace.’

    We made it to the beach just in time to squeeze in some sunset shots, returning later for some night shots where we actually got shin-deep in the water, laying on the sand as well.

    Chelsea and I both agree that our favorite moment was when we returned from taking night shots on the beach and found everyone at the reception dancing, singing, eating and drinking. Our goal was to host a party that was intimate, fun-filled, and relaxing. We think that was accomplished.

Honeymoon

    Chelsea and I opted to forgo any additional travel, staying in the newly developed Water Sound Beach development down the road from Seaside. Best decision we ever made. Every one of their staff members knew who we were and were quick to congratulate us on our marriage. The daily lunches and drinks were spectacular, and our room was architectural genius.

    madmadmadworldWe literally had the beach all to ourselves, seeing more fighter jets pass by than we did people. We spent our days at the Water Sound Beach Club. Wednesday, our beach chairs and umbrella were the only thing we could see on the beach in any direction.

    We both planned to spend our time cranking through newly purchased books… though we spent 98% of the time penning the wedding’s events into our journals.

    At nights and when it happened to rain we made our way through the first season of Mad Men, Season 1 — we’re both hooked.






Photos from The Human Race

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…and one of my personal favorites…






The Nike Human Race: Our Results

First, let me testify that as a non-runner (definition: I haven’t consistently run 1 mile since high school) that to actually finish the NikePlus Human Race 10K was a feat in and of itself. I did virtually no endurance training prior to the 10K and was just amused that I didn’t finish behind the 12-year-old one-legged blind girl. I’m not bragging… just giving you an idea at how much I hate to run. I think it’s obvious from the charts below that we have very little to brag about.

Place (World): 161,426 of 491,544
Place (Vancouver): 2082

Chelsea and I ran side-by-side for the entire race, however, until we saw our times late Monday night, Chelsea accused me of pulling a ‘Michael Phelps’ and crossing the finish line just before she could. Turns out, that wasn’t the case as we both crossed the finish line at the exact same time: 1 hour 12 minutes 16 seconds

We ran the the charity ninemillion.org.

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As you can see, unless there were only 2,083 people running in Vancouver we did pretty well.

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Though our World Ranking make me a little more humbled.

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Running In The Human Race

human race

The first Nike Human Race (get it?!?!) is being held this Sunday in cities all over the world.

It’s a 10K, and considering that (aside from your typical ‘get in shape before the wedding’ routine) I’m not a runner, and I think I’m going to end up having my a$$ handed to me while Chelsea finishes in record time.

We’ll be running in Vancouver, and I hope some of you might be running elsewhere for one of the three causes.






2010

Want to go the the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver? Get in line… the American line.

Tickets to the Opening Ceremonies: $1,200






Good Morning

Hope your weekend went well — it’s only 4 more days until football season.

I also hope your weather was better than ours… let’s hope rainy weather isn’t here to stay. The clouds opened up long enough to get in a hike to visit one of the best falls in Washington state, take new Seattleites and MC Alumni, Clay & Emily Taylor to dinner in Bellevue, had a big old all-you-can-eat-buffet Sunday, showed Chelsea that fancy high school from 10 Things, and tasted one of the best cups of coffee I’ve had in a while (in Tacoma, of all places).






Wedding Shower

Thank you again to all those who either played a part in hosting or attended the wedding shower Sunday at Jasper’s First Baptist Church. Chelsea and I stood, meeting folks in a line for 90 minutes… we didn’t speak to any one person for more than 20 seconds and even still we were barely able to speak to everyone who attended. We were blown away by the fact that you came… thank you so much.

You all welcomed Chelsea and her family with open arms. However, having been a member of Jasper’s FBC for nearly 25 years now, that doesn’t surprise me one bit.

For those who couldn’t make it, we appreciate your phone calls, texts, and emails. No need to apologize for missing out.






Touring Jasper

walker high school

We were in Jasper for a little less than 24 hours over the weekend. This gave me just enough time to get Chelsea acclimated to the city I hold dear. I took her on a thorough (albeit brief) tour. Some highlights:

  • Sonic - The closest Sonic to Seattle is in Boise, nearly 8 hours away (though an intern at work tipped me off to the fact that one just opened in Salem, OR) so it was imperative that we begin the tour of Jasper with a quick trip to our new, fancy-pants Sonic, while making sure to note the former location of Sonic which, sadly, looks terrible sitting there all empty. I long for the days of post-softball game corndogs while we laughed at the one Sonic waitress who refused to quit wearing roller skates.
  • Gambrell Ki-Ro Field - The home of the mighty Walker Vikings, and the turf where yours truly came within an eyelash of dozens of nearly-blocked punts. I still get an earful from the old men at church: “Never could block one, could yuh Landon?”. Most of you from Jasper can look back at high school the same way that I do: we loved it, we’ve moved on, but those were the best days to be at Walker High School. With John Byars leading the cheers in the crowd and Chris Waldrop at the helm of one of the best high school teams in America… it’s tough to not get teary-eyed thinking about the nights underneath the lights where 12,000+ people would fill the stands and surround the fences for regular season and playoff games to witness some of the best high school athletes I’ve ever seen. W-A, W-A, W-A-L-K…
  • Jasper’s First Baptist Church - There are few things as beautiful as Jasper’s FBC lit up at night. The former building was just as beautiful, though the newer sanctuary still, in my mind serves as the center of the city. Set atop one of the tallest points in town, overlooking the city, JFBC seems just as much as a beacon of hope in downtown Jasper as it does an actual church.
  • The Strip - ‘The Strip’ in Jasper is reserved for those not actually from Jasper. Cruising said strip by Jasper residents is solely for the purpose of making fun of said rednecks… which is exactly what we did. Where does “the strip” in Jasper really end and begin. I think it begins at Wal-Mart and ends at Cobb Movies 4. Make fun as we may, the Strip was the center aisle of the city… you couldn’t get anywhere worth going without at least crossing over Highway 78.
  • Son’s Supermarket - My first job of 3 1/2 years where I made more money bagging groceries than I did during my first job out of college. I made sure to point out the location where my car was stolen from, as well as Guthrie’s right across the road where John, Ashley, Lindsey, and Haley all worked to serve chicken to the good citizens of Jasper for $4.20 per box. Son’s taught me about to the do’s and dont’s of business. Son’s taught me that margins, not money, is the key to a successful business. Son’s taught me that when the owner, the boss, and the manager are standing right in front of you, the customer is still the most important person in the store.
  • There were other locations of interest in between (Downtown Jasper, Memorial Park, TR Simmons, the Pool) though Jasper, to me, is more than a quick half-hour tour. It’s sad to think that since I moved to Seattle 23 months ago I’ve only been back on 5 occasions… most visits lasting 2 days or less.

    Wow. I just thought of a great business idea: Jasper Tours. “And THAT is the free-flowing well… go on over and take a sip. It DOES smells like eggs, doesn’t it?!”






    Cheap Price Never Results In Spectacular Product

    airplane

    Some of you fly more than myself, and I can honestly say that I don’t envy you. I had a conversation with our VP of Marketing yesterday where I mentioned never to be considered for a position which required me to travel 50% or more of the time. I’m like most of you: I buy cheap. Kayak.com is my lifeblood, and I only fly Southwest when I have to (I feel like I’m being herded to slaughter on a bus in the sky). Aside from jetBlue and Virgin America, I make no differentiation between airlines. They all have red, white, and blue in their logo.

    This rich guy wrote a great tongue-in-cheek article about the current state of the airline industry.

    Some of my favorite quotes:

      American Airlines is now charging $15 a bag, U.S. Airways Group Inc. is taking away the in-flight movies and demanding two bucks for a can of Coke, and various airline chief executive officers are contemplating weighing the passengers and charging them by the pound. And you just know that once one of these airlines starts weighing people, all of them will, or risk being crushed by fat people looking for a deal.

      You still expect to be treated like a rich person when you have demonstrated, by flying commercial, that you are a poor person. [...] Take flight attendants, for example. Once upon a time these straight ladies and gay men sought to please fliers; now they treat fliers like criminals. Ask a stew and she’ll probably blame it all on terrorism. She’ll go on about how after 9/11 she stopped being a camp counselor and became a cop. But that’s just an excuse.

      [The airlines] know you are poor; they know from their experience that, given the choice, you will always save money rather than time. And so they don’t fear that if they slow down you will get off. If your time was that valuable, they will think to themselves, you wouldn’t be flying on their planes in the first place.






    Stuck in Dallas

    Thanks to East Texas thunderstorms, we’re sleeping in the luxurious Baytown Inn in Grapevine, TX tonight (Sunday) before heading back to Seattle on a 6:55 AM flight tomorrow.

    Thank you to all who came to our shower at FBC Jasper yesterday. We stood for 90 minutes, greeting you non-stop and just barely got through the line before we had to take off the airport. Thank you.

    Anyhow… the blog seems to running faster (not wonderfully though) though keep me posted when you run into any issues.






    Trashed

    trashed

    A few of you asked if the “thrown away jacket” picture was real. Yes, it was.

    Story: We ate Mexican for dinner during our trip to Vancouver. It was delicious. Chelsea;s jacket absorbed the smell to such an extent that it was unbearable upon our return to the car. Thus, we threw the jacket in the trash can en route to watch the sunset.

    Dang fajitas.






    “Hey! HEY!”

    hey

    “Unto you a child is born!”

    Acting like a fool at the church where the movie The Best Christmas Pageant Ever was filmed.

    This childhood favorite we’ve watched as a family every Christmas Eve since I was a child. It was filmed in Vancouver, so on our way out of town we plugged the address of the church into the Garmin. Bliss.

    Gladys Herdman hits too hard.






    Photos from Vancouver, Canada

    stripe

    We went on a day trip to Vancouver last Saturday.

    lonely nice view fudge(!) wobble km brother from another mother borda losers flow oh. setting 'couver beach sleeping like a log losers stank tree






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